Family jokes about our wedding:
1. I almost pushed Fred off the stage while coming back from the unity candle
2. Aunt Mary thinking I was a mannequin sitting in a chair
3. When it was time to put the wedding bands on each others fingers, Fred kept on giving me his RIGHT hand instead of his LEFT hand.
4. Both of us were taller than the pastor that married us (he actually stood on a riser to try to make him taller).
5. Scaring the mess out of everyone when the bagpiper started playing.
